Thanks, Pooh.

Sometimes I just need a hug.

What?

You don't think a girl should wear lipstick if she drives a garbage truck for a living?

Take a hike. I love my job, and I look good doing it!

Miss C. is so thoughtful.

I would never have thought to use this for a seat belt. Now, if only this seat had a cup holder for my honey pot...

The claw is gone!

Master W. has saved our lives. We are eternally grateful!

That was a close one.

I'll admit, I was more than a little scared sitting in that cart all alone in the Target parking lot.

Thanks for coming back for me so quickly, Master W.

They can't see you...

... if you can't see them, right?

*Snort*

I just tripped Big Shark. That ruled.

I'm glad Miss C. tucked me into your pocket.

This is an awfully big backyard for such a small animal like myself. I feel much safer now.

Looking for Christopher Robin?

He's not home right now. He and Pooh Bear are on their way to the Grassy Knoll to spend some time being "we".

It can be hard to feel safe in a car...

... when you're a very sm-m-m-m-all animal.

Thanks for buckling me in with you, Miss C.