I wish he'd stop looking at me that way.

It's making me nervous.

Calm down, Alligator.

There's no need to shout. I can hear you just fine.

Hello there!

You're looking good this evening.

You come here often?

Let me in!

Okay, have it your way. I'm climbing over!

Urban legend, schmurban legend.

You thought the rumors about guys like me lurking in the sewers were the stuff of urban legend...

Well, I'm here to tell you it's all true. Better watch out!