Peeing in a bowl on a table...

... lends new meaning to the term "public restroom".

We're in a rut.

What we wouldn't give to be made into a big bowl of salsa or even a pot of spaghetti sauce. Instead, we're forever being turned into tomato soup.

We're meant for so much more. BLT sandwiches, guacamole, pico de gallo... the possibilities are endless! But here we sit in our bowls, day after day.

Maybe someday things will change. A tomato can dream, right?