I know it sounds exciting.

I mean, who wouldn't want to live in a car dealership? All those shiny new cars and people constantly coming and going make a toy's life pretty glamorous, right?

The truth is, I'm lonely. We only get a few kids coming through each day, and they never stay for very long. I see them hugging their teddy bears or dolls and all I can think is, "Why doesn't anybody love me like that?"