It's going to be a rough month.

I've only been here a few hours and he's already thrown me once and dropped me twice.

It'll be a miracle if I survive long enough to greet trick-or-treaters on Halloween night.

Trick-or-treat!

I sure hope the neighbors aren't handing out Tootsie Rolls or Smarties tonight. Those are the worst!

Boo!

Scared you, didn't I?