It was a dark and stormy night.

The fog was beginning to roll in, cloaking Castle MegaBlok in its gloomy atmosphere...

Avalanche!

Run! Run for your life!

My career is really taking off.

Miss C. gave me a promotion this week. I  used to be an ordinary building block, but now I'm a steam iron at her sewing table. This is going to look fantastic on my resume.

From grand castle...

...to boiled noodles. I'm completely mortified.

I hope the building inspector doesn't come today.

There's no way I was built up to code. One earthquake – or flying toddler toy – and I'll be reduced to rubble.