Ooof!

Get moving down there! You're blocking the slide!

The double face plant is always preferable to the single.

Why?

Misery loves company, I guess.

So much for our day at the park.

She was so excited this morning when her mama told her that she could bring me to the park. They folded me up and she carefully held me in her lap on the wagon ride there.

Two minutes later, she'd forgotten all about me. I was doomed from the start; there's simply no way I can compete with the big slide.

Can we go again?

That was fun!

You okay there, Kermit?

You don't look so good, man.

Next time make sure she sits you up before she sends you down. Then you'll slide rather than roll down the slide.

Look at you!

Nearly three years old and full of big ideas.

I'm not just for sliding down anymore, am I? No sir, climbing is much more fun!