Breathe...

Okay, this isn't as bad as it seems, right?

Right?

I'm no ordinary baby bottle.

You wouldn't know it just by looking at me, but I've got all kinds of hidden skills.

I've been a soap bottle, a tea time juice dispenser and even a bottle of medicine for sick bears.

I like to think of myself as the Swiss Army Knife of toys, the ultimate toddler multi-tool.

I'm insulted.

It's bad enough that they insist on filling me with water most days. But juice? That's just adding insult to injury.

Is it getting hot in here...

... or is it just me?