Wait! Wait!

Didn't Miss C. teach you anything about kitchen safety?

Never, ever turn on a burner without a saucepan or frying pan in place first!

My biscuits are burning!

I consider myself to be a patient bear. I let her dress me in diapers and too-big toddler clothes. I don't get upset when she leaves me strapped in Master W.'s car seat for hours at a time. And I don't mind being tossed around the house all day long.

But putting me on the hot stove? It's just cruel.

Is it getting hot in here...

... or is it just me?