This is an outrage!

I am a hotel phone, not a toy!

I demand that someone plug me back in and call management. I want these people removed from the premises immediately!

Time for bed, Miss C.!

We know you're excited to go to Disneyland tomorrow morning, but if you'd just stop running around the hotel room for a few minutes we could help you get ready for bed. We've got another big day ahead of us at Disneyland tomorrow, remember?

Miss C.?

Your free gift...

... compliments of "My Hotel".

Thanks for staying with us. Come again!

Welcome to "My Hotel"

Miss C. will be your concierge, bell hop, waitress and housekeeper. She has prepped your room, turned down the bed and... eaten... the mints on your pillow.

We hope you enjoy your stay!

This hotel has got everything!

Snacks, table and chairs, a comfy couch and even a fully-stocked library. Miss C. really pulled out all the stops when designing this place.

I agree, it's not the most glamorous way to travel.

But let me assure you, dangling precariously from the back of a suitcase lends a certain amount of excitement to the hotel stay. I'm definitely living dangerously!

Looks like we've got everything we need.

Miss C. packed up all the essentials: toys, onesies for her bear, blankets and extra diapers in case he makes a "terrible, terrible poop".

Practical girl that she is, she even booked us in a "hotel" that's conveniently located in the next room. Snacks, fresh doll diapers and extra outfits are all just a few steps away.