Hello?

Yes, this is Peter Pan speaking.

Oh, hello Miss C.!

How it going?

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Sure. I can come by later.

See you then!

This is an outrage!

I am a hotel phone, not a toy!

I demand that someone plug me back in and call management. I want these people removed from the premises immediately!

Not to name drop...

...but I've got Darth Vader on speed dial.

Yeah, that's right. Miss C. called him today and they talked bowling. Who knew he was such a regular guy?