Where are we going?

Are we going for a ride?

Oh, look! A bird!

Is anybody there?

I've fallen... and I can't get up!

Elevator or stairs?

I should take the stairs. I could use the exercise.

Ah, forget it. I'm taking the elevator.

Did I mention I can't swim?

Master W.?

Did you hear what I just said?

I can fly!

Whoever said, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks," clearly never met me.

You awake, Giraffe?

*Sigh*

I wish I could fall asleep so easily.

Board books.

What about you, Kangaroo? Did Peter Pan stock you with anything better?

No?

I guess I shouldn't expect too much from the boy who never wants to grow up.

Whoops!

How did I get up here? I'm supposed to be in Miss C.'s bookshelf, not on her daddy's night stand.

Hmmmmm...

If that giant meteor hadn't done us in...

... toddlers surely would have.

This really hurts. Can somebody lend me a hand here?

Joke's over!

C'mon guys, let me out.

This isn't funny anymore.

Guys?!

Almost... there...

Just a few more steps, Master W., and we'll have reached the summit! I know I'm just a humble vacuum accessory, but I'm proud to have been chosen to make this journey with you.

I'm curious...

Who is that man in my book? And why is he laughing?

It's mine!

Back off or I'll bite. I mean it!

Mmmnmnmmnnph!

Mmhmmmmmph!

Luke, I am your father!

Do I sound convincing?

Miss C. asked her mama to make me a Darth Vader costume. So far, she's only finished the cape... maybe I'll sound more menacing once I have my helmet and boots.

A bear in the wild is an amazing sight to behold.

What?

Okay, well just imagine me without the jacket and diaper.

Don't I look rugged? Contemplative? Fearless?