Friday, September 30, 2011

What are we going to do today, Miss C.?


Awesome! You wouldn't happen to have a pair of gloves in my size, would you?

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Take it back! Take it back!

So I'm not a T-Rex... that doesn't make me a "slowpoke". I could out-run you any day!

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

What a beautiful day.

It's been so long since Miss C. last brought me outside with her. I've missed the flowers and the birds and the sound of the leaves rustling in the breeze.

I don't want to forget a single moment from our morning together. She's growing up so fast and I miss her when she's in school or off playing with her puppets. She just doesn't seem to need me in the same way anymore.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're friends, okay?

But just because I'm your friend, doesn't mean you can hug me anytime you want. I've got a reputation to uphold around here.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

"I dare you!", she said.

It seemed like such a good idea at the time. And I just can't back down from a dare...

Now what'll I do?

Friday, September 16, 2011


It's been a while since you've come to my house for a visit. When are you going to bring Miss C. and Master W. over for a play date?

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Kids these days.

They think that just because they use sidewalk chalk that it's not graffiti.

Well it is! Look at me. I've been defaced!

Damn kids...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Miss C. only selects the finest tools for her "digs".

True, she is only an amateur archeologist. But she does have good taste in tools. After all, she did select me from the pile of more pedestrian plastic shovels and scoops.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Does anybody have a band-aid?

I think I might have broken something the last time Master W. threw me across the patio.

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Get it out! Get it out! Get it OUT!

It feels like I'm being poked with a dull knife, over and over again.

Can't somebody please get it out?

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

When I grow up...

... I wanna be a really big train track for all the freight trains to roll on.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Monday, September 5, 2011

She finished me!

Miss C.'s mama finally finished me and I can't wait to go to school tomorrow!

Sunday, September 4, 2011


I could sleep here all day long.

Hmmm... now that's a fine idea. Maybe I will!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Didn't see that one coming.

I was driving along, minding my own business, when all of a sudden... BAM!... this giant fish came out of nowhere and smashed up my truck.

Guess Nemo isn't going to find his dad after all.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

I'm down here!

No, no... not over there!

Down here, at the bottom of the striped chair!

What do you mean you can't see me? I'm the tiny hat sticker. Yeah, that's it! Here I am!