Friday, December 31, 2010

I feel so broken.

Christmas was only a few days ago and Master W. already pried my lid off.

What good is a lunch box without a lid?

*Sigh*

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy biiiiirthdaaaaay Daaaaaarth Maaaaaauuuuullllll...

Happy birthday to me!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Does the 10 second rule apply...

... to felt cookies?

I sure hope so. I can't tell you how many times I've been dropped on the floor.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Life is short.

It's winter, so my life is at an end. All summer, I watched Miss C. play under the shade I made just for her. Fall came, and I could feel the changes in the air, and see my coloring change from green to red. The end was near.

I dropped off my tree yesterday, and sadly lay on the sidewalk thinking that this was it. But then Miss C. came bursting out of the house today and I knew I had one more chance. She raked me and all the other leaves from my tree into a tiny pile, got a running start and took a 3-year-old sized leap onto the pile.

I'm off to the green waste bin, but I don't mind so much. Miss C. made it all worthwhile.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Look what Miss C.'s mama made for me!

A bear-sized hooded towel to match the robe she made for Miss C. It's so soft and fluffy... bath time will never be the same.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

This isn't going to end well.

Small animals + airtight lunch box = disaster.

C'mon everybody. Let's get out of here before she finds the lid to this thing.

Monday, December 20, 2010

Urban legend, schmurban legend.

You thought the rumors about guys like me lurking in the sewers were the stuff of urban legend...

Well, I'm here to tell you it's all true. Better watch out!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

One... two... three...

Four...

Five...

Six...

Seven...

Eight...

Nine...

Ten!

Ready or not, here I come!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

No! Noooooo!

Please don't push me over the edge! I'm just a lowly domino. I've done nothing to you!

I saw that!

Don't think you can hide from me, Miss C.!

I saw what you were up to and I'm going to have to put it in my report for Santa.

Don't worry, though, I've also got some notes about you helping your mama with the laundry today. When all is said and done, you'll still be on the "Nice" list.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Hey, back up!

No cutting!

She told me I could be first in line for story time. You're just going to have to wait your turn, Red Ranger.

Friday, December 3, 2010

She dropped me like a hot potato...

... when she spotted all those fancy books and new toys on the shelves. Good thing her mama spotted me, otherwise I could have ended up in the lost and found bin.

*Shudder*

Thursday, December 2, 2010

It was a dark and stormy night.

The fog was beginning to roll in, cloaking Castle MegaBlok in its gloomy atmosphere...

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Not bad, for a first attempt.

All she had to work with was a box of baby toys. I look pretty festive, if I do say so myself.

Who knows, maybe Miss C. has a future as a professional Christmas tree decorator.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Did we get everything on the list?

Hmmmm... let's see...

Raisins? Check.
Peanut butter? Check.
Honey? Check.
Enchilada sauce? Check.
Olives? Check.
Bananas? Sorry, George. You know Miss C. isn't a big fan of bananas.

Maybe next time, buddy.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Someone must have spiked my coffee.

Either that, or I'm in the middle of a really strange dream.

I was flying my plane, minding my own business when... BAM!... I was knocked out cold. When I came to, I was lying here in this giant sink.

This is just waaaay to weird to be real.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Saturday, November 20, 2010

She said she had her pilot's license.

I think she was lying. We didn't even make it to cruising altitude before she crashed me. 

Next time, I'm demanding a certified copy of the license and at least two forms of identification.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Monday, November 15, 2010

Ding... dong.

Ding... dong.
Ding... dong.
Ding... dong.
Ding... dong.
Ding... dong.
Ding... dong.
Ding... dong.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

I sure hope she checked for freezer burn.


I've been in the play kitchen freezer ever since Miss C.'s mama was a little girl.

I thought meat was only good for a few months in the freezer... not 28 years. I guess we'll find out soon enough.

*Shudder*

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Almost there.

It won't be long before Master W. and I are walking.

And then... look out world!

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Friday, November 5, 2010

I miss the old days.

Miss C. and I used to cruise the store in the top of the cart. We'd check out the fruit, help her mama put stuff in the cart and snack on a cookie from the bakery. Now I'm stuck down here at the bottom of the basket.

*Snif*

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

The National Enquirer is going to love this.

I can see the headline now: "School bus crushed by giant vacuum cleaner!"

Sure they'll interview me for the article, but who's going to believe a lowly bus driver? And yeah, there's a photo to back me up but these days everyone's a skeptic. They'll probably think it's a fake, like those UFO photos you see in the grocery store tabloids.

Not that I would know anything about that. I don't read the tabloids.

Really, I don't.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Trick-or-treat!

I sure hope the neighbors aren't handing out Tootsie Rolls or Smarties tonight. Those are the worst!

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Whoa.

There may not have been any snow on the ground, but that was a pretty intense sled run. Miss C. is a speed machine!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Stop laughing!

This isn't funny, Master W.

I should be at the dinner table right now, helping out with the salad or something. Not filling in for one of your teethers.

This is ridiculous.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Yee haw!

This here's the wildest ladybug bronc I've ever ridden.

I'm gonna make it 8 seconds, I know it!

Friday, October 15, 2010