Monday, August 13, 2012

M-m-m-m-miss C.?

I see you're building a new house today. Since I gave mine to Owl after his blew down on the Blustery Day, can I live in this new house?

P-p-p-please?

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Good evening, commuters!

There's a multi-car accident on I-5 just south of Freeport Blvd., with traffic backed up for two miles. If you're heading southbound tonight on your way home from work, you may want to find an alternate route. The Highway Patrol has closed three out of four lanes of traffic, and doesn't expect the roads to be cleared for at least the next several hours.

Monday, August 6, 2012

I'm telling you, Samwise, he's here!

I swear to you, I saw Gollum! He may be hiding now, but he's sure to come looking for the ring sooner or later.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Heeeeellllp!

I'm being attacked by a giant spider!

Where's Rainbow Brite and the Color Kids when you need them?

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Nothing better, I tell you.

A beautiful day.

A full dump box.

And plenty of daylight left for working.

It's a dump truck's dream come true.