I can see the headline now: "School bus crushed by giant vacuum cleaner!"
Sure they'll interview me for the article, but who's going to believe a lowly bus driver? And yeah, there's a photo to back me up but these days everyone's a skeptic. They'll probably think it's a fake, like those UFO photos you see in the grocery store tabloids.
Not that I would know anything about that. I don't read the tabloids.