Nobody knows...

... the trouble I've seen.

*Clank clank clank clank clank*

Nobody knows...

Workin' at the car wash.

Workin' at the car wash yeah!
Come and sing it with me car wash.
Get with the feelin' y'all car wash yeah.

This is a far cry from the Eiffel Tower.

When they told me I was going to be placed in the Gnome Relocation Program, I was envisioning something a little more... glamorous. You know, like that traveling gnome who visits all the famous landmarks across Europe.

Where are my airline tickets? My passport? My luggage?

And why am I laying here in the weeds?

Don't worry, Master W.

I put on my seat belt.

Can we go now?

I'm so thirsty.

And that iced tea looks so refreshing.

Maybe Miss C.'s mama won't notice if I take just one sip...

I'm the king of the jungle...

... and I say we go on Space Mountain first!

I miss my other half.

We were an amazing team, you know. We made an awesome bridge and tunnel for Master W.'s trains to run through. But I'm up here and he's down there with the rest of the tracks.

I'm just so lonely. I hope Master W. brings me back down soon.

Whoah.

Time to slow down, Miss C.

All this flying has made me dizzy.

Here we go!

Off to Neverland!



Think of a wonderful thought
Any merry little thought
Think of Christmas, think of snow
Think of sleighbells off you go
Like reindeers in the sky

You can fly!
You can fly!
You can fly!

Think of the happiest things
That's the same as having wings
Think of paths that moonbeams make
If the moon is still awake
You'll see him wink his eye

You can fly!
You can fly!
You can fly!

Off you go with a hi and ho
To the stars beyond the moon
There's a Neverland waiting for you
Where all your happy dreams come true
Every dream that you dream will come true

Come on Nana!

When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
Think of all the joy you'll find
When you leave the world behind
And bid your cares goodbye

You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly!

There it is Wendy, the second star to the right and straight on till morning!

When there's a smile in your heart
There's no better time to start
Think of all the joy you'll find
When you leave the world behind
And bid your cares goodbye

You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!
You can fly! You can fly!

Don't do it!

Please don't jump!

Look, you're not a bad egg. You've got your whole life ahead of you: omelettes, cookies, cakes, quiches... the sky's the limit! But if you jump it'll all be wasted, for nothing.

Hello, everyone!

Thanks for joining us on the Disneyland Railroad. For a safe ride, remember to stay seated with your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the train. And please, watch your kids.

Say...

... have you ever wondered what it would be like to visit the cartoon town where Mickey, Minnie, Donald and Goofy live? Well, in just a few moments you can find out for yourself because our next stop is Toon Town Depot, official train station of Mickey's Toon Town.

This is also the nearest stop to Fantasyland, where you'll find many of your favorite Disney animated characters and stories. If you'll be leaving us here, please wait until the train comes to a full stop, remember your personal belongings then step carefully from the train.

Ya'll have fun! And say "Hi!" to Mickey for me!

For those of you continuing on with us, we'll resume our trip in a moment. This is Toon Town Depot!

Your attention, please.

The Disneyland Limited, now arriving from a trip around Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom. Passengers will stand by to board.

This will be a day long remembered.

It has seen the end of Kenobi, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion... for I am Darth Bear!

How am I doing? Miss C.'s mama finished my Darth Vader costume just before we left for Disneyland. I've got a helmet, cape, boots and even a shirt with some cool lights and buttons on it. Just like the real Darth Vader!

Oomph.

I should be flying right now, right Miss C.? Maybe I'm missing something...

I've got my Tinkerbell costume. Plenty of happy thoughts, faith and trust. That's everything Peter Pan said we'd need...

Oh yeah, pixie dust! I knew we forgot something!

Time for bed, Miss C.!

We know you're excited to go to Disneyland tomorrow morning, but if you'd just stop running around the hotel room for a few minutes we could help you get ready for bed. We've got another big day ahead of us at Disneyland tomorrow, remember?

Miss C.?

We made it!

It was a long 400 miles, let me tell you. My wheels sure are sore from all that driving.

Sooooo... how long do we have to wait before we go to Disneyland?

I'm not that tired, you know.