Friday, May 27, 2011

This is a far cry from the Eiffel Tower.

When they told me I was going to be placed in the Gnome Relocation Program, I was envisioning something a little more... glamorous. You know, like that traveling gnome who visits all the famous landmarks across Europe.

Where are my airline tickets? My passport? My luggage?

And why am I laying here in the weeds?