342 days down the drain.

The other garbage trucks aren't going to like this. We've almost gone an entire year without an accident and this guy has to go and practically throw himself front of me during my route. Okay, so maybe I was going a little fast after picking up the recycling at the Henderson place. I tried to stop – really, I did – but I just didn't see him in time.

Now we'll never get that safety luncheon.